EXHIBIT #01 – Committing Out Loud


FEAR OF THE WEEK: Picking a topic to blog about that will last a whole year.


One of my goals in 2017 that never quite came to fruition was to get in the practice of consistently blogging. While I will say that I did a much better job of at least making quick updates about various theatrical projects I was involved with, I was never particularly consistent, nor did I ever really achieve the actual intent of my goal which was to generate more writing and share it, both for professional reasons (hi yes look I can words please hire me) and personal ones (committing to writing on a schedule and holding myself accountable by making at least some of it public).

So, in early December, I started spitballing ideas with myself about how to accomplish that goal for 2018. I quickly come to a few decisions that I knew would make things easier:

  • I needed to commit to at least one post a week.
  • I needed to post on a consistently scheduled day.
  • I needed to pick a theme for the weekly blog.

Now, I’m sure this all seems extremely obvious to anyone who has ever accidentally clicked a pretty graphic on Pinterest promising you 10 Hot Tips to Make Your Food/Fashion/Mommy Blog Successful, but I’m usually writing scripts in the darkness of my lady-cave, and the rules are different because A) not one sees them until they’re done and B) they’re fictional stories. So, I knew it was important for me to give myself parameters, just like writing a script on spec, so that I could stay on track. I also knew that, lest the dreaded “writer’s block” set in, I needed a theme so that I always has some baseline idea from which my content could come.

So now, with these incredibly obvious but reassuring guidelines laid out for myself, I spent the rest of December preparing for this endeavour the way I imagine most people would: I panicked.

If the list above was the incredible successful brainstorm I had about the preview of the project, then below is more or less the way every other brainstorm I had for the entire rest of the month went:

  • What do I wanna write about?
  • No not that.
  • Or that.
  • I can’t come up with blog posts about that for an entire year.
  • Actually, I totally could.
  • But nobody wants to read my thoughts about that.
  • Ooh, I love this thing!
  • But there are so many people who are more expert at that than me-

Lather, rinse, repeat 2-3 times a week for the rest of the month. New Year’s Day 2018 dawned, and I had no grand idea to publicly shout from the top of Mount Facebook in order to hold myself accountable.

After a brief interlude on the 2nd to the whole day involuntarily emitting a quiet high-pitched scream as I tried to crank out as many additional pages of a draft due that day as possible, I found myself cycling back around to this idea of a weekly blog. I spun my mental wheels for a few more days, and continued to veto every idea that came up.

  • Too niche
  • Unsustainable
  • Boring
  • Requires more research time than I can guarantee right now
  • There are better experts at on this topic than me-

Lather, rinse, repeat.

Then one night, I was looking up a Wikipedia article about a topic from one of many true crime podcasts I listen to. “Wow,” I thought, “that’s got to be one of my worst fears-”

And I stopped myself, because it dawned on me that the part of this case that I found the worst would probably sound completely absurd to anyone else, at least in comparison to everything else.*

So then when Friday rolled around and I realized I was about to miss the first week of the year and I needed to just pick something to blog about for the love of anything, I couldn’t get the idea of absurd fears out of my head. Not irrational fears or phobias, things that are psychologically rooted in a fear response even though there’s no inherent trigger or trauma behind them, but the kinds of bizarre or outlandish or unlikely things that pop up in my daily life and somehow end up becoming a horrifying fixation for no real reason. Like, trying to commit to a topic for a blog that, at best, three people will probably read.**

So, with that horribly long-winded introduction out of the way, welcome to The Museum of Absurd Fears, my new blog project where I explore the stupid, weird, and inexplicably-panic-inducing fears in my life. It’s gonna be gross, and personal, and probably really boring some weeks, but it’s an experiment that I’m committing myself to publicly for a full year, and I invite you to come along with me. And maybe, just maybe, we’ll get to the root of some of these absurd fears and make them, well…less scary.




*Yes, I am being purposefully vague because I’m going to write about that fear in-depth for a later post – stay tuned?

** I am definitely watching comments all over to see if I am correct about which three, so please tell me if you do read, I just wanna see if I guessed correctly